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Tales of a Reckless Martyr

I'm Derek. I'm 21 years old. I'm a huge video game dork. I love good literature, and I like drawing and painting, though I'm not very good at it. My blog is like what would happen if Bipolarity and Schizophrenia had a love child, some times I reblog hilarity, othertimes I'm depressing, and sometimes I'm just a fountain of wisdom.

chandra-nalaar:

this guy was like “do you like elves” and she was like

didyouknowgaming:

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.

http://www.siliconera.com/2014/06/10/super-smash-bros-characters-decided-upon-early-development/

didyouknowgaming:

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.

http://www.siliconera.com/2014/06/10/super-smash-bros-characters-decided-upon-early-development/

faeriefountain:

passive-paradox:

Hmmm…this concept art for Hyrule Warriors seems to show what appears to be an unannounced playable character. Wonder who she is?

Hyrule Warriors is 4:1 in female to male playable characters god fucking bless nintendo

ampharos:

Zelda and Midna Character Artwork for Hyrule Warriors

mylordshesacactus:

chekovvv:

capriciouscannibal:

lets have more videogames where you’re the dragon

character customization on what you look like

get your own cave

make a horde

capture a princess and guard her and maybe be nice to her (maybe like have it a multi outcome so how you behave depicts how she fancies you)

kill and eat knights

burn villages and devour their livestock

that kinda bullshit

more dragon videogames

you say more as in these already exist if so please advise

You’re welcome.

sophmoreslump:

"no one listens to fall out boy anymore"

Photo

nasturbate:

barfingunicorn:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

So disgusting! This should be illegal!

ok so this might seem a little bit heterophobic, but when will they stop forcing this down our throats?? i know its ok to be straight an everything, but u dont have to flaunt it

"Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant."
- Unknown (via awelltraveledwoman)

reachnerdisms:

jdowzell:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

And it won’t change shit. They’ll just not call it canon. Can’t change the nice and tidy story now.

sighnless:

the 3d in omega ruby is amazing!

and i can’t believe some of the new pokémon!

gifak-net:

Straight Rod Passing Through Curved Hole [ video ]

spatz-derps:

The true prophet comes baring great news.

spatz-derps:

The true prophet comes baring great news.

aven-of-astora:

(Many seem to forget the versatility and killing power that a shield can provide when used in tandem with a sword.)

aven-of-astora:

(Many seem to forget the versatility and killing power that a shield can provide when used in tandem with a sword.)

Farming for Drake of the North Wind. Posting cause I got new spaulders and a new weapon :)

cupcakecannibal:

jongtaesextape:

apolkadotnerd:

madturbating:

irrisss:

do not ever take a white girl’s iphone

this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype 

DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.


THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE

I love how the person walking by went to help, but then she is all like ‘naaah she got this’

She kicked him so hard she stepped back for a second

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